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NEW! Winery of the Month Once again, WinoBob and I had the distinct pleasure of attending an upscale wine dinner hosted by our pal, Wino Larry Lascola of Bottle King fame. This time, Larry was featuring the wines of the world renowned veterinarian/ winemaker, Kent Rosenblum of Rosenblum Cellars. We were so impressed with the wines that we felt obligated to publicly honor the winery. So, as a gesture of good will (and NOT as part of any kind of out-of-court settlement) we are delighted to name the dinner's featured winery as WinoStuff's coveted Winery of the Month. Congratulations are in order for...
In 1978, the good veterinarian Dr. Kent Rosenblum and his wife Kathy founded Rosenblum Cellars. After nearly three decades of winemaking, Rosenblum has evolved from a passionate home-winemaking operation into a world-class winery. Today, Rosenblum Cellars is recognized as one of America’s most acclaimed producers of zinfandel and Rhône varietal wines.
I would like to (again) publicly apologize for WinoBob's behavior. Recognizing an opportunity to take advantage of a captive audience with a veterinarian, at one point I caught Bob trying to get Kent Rosenblum to prescribe anti-anxiety meds "for his dog". Throughout much of the evening WinoBob was intentionally spilling red wine on the female guests just to prove how well our Miracle Red Wine Stain Removing Elixir works! (Unabashed Advertising Note: WinoStuff's Miracle Red Wine Stain Removing Elixir is available at Bottle King!) It's no wonder we don't get out much... So, congratulations, Dr. Rosenblum. The dinner was quite entertaining and your wines were delicious. Fine print: The staff of WinoStuff hereby officially apologizes in print (NOT in connection with any out-of-court settlement) to Kent, Larry, the lovely Nicole, and to any other guest in attendance for anything that may have been said or done which might get us sued or arrested. Furthermore, we deeply regret if anyone was accidentally touched inappropriately while red wine was being removed from their clothing. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. WinoJohn |
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New Feature! After several months of enjoying Michelle Edwards' stint as Wino Babe of the Month (actually we got to enjoy Michelle for like six months!), it was about time we honored another notable wine loving woman. This month, WinoStuff looks to the North Jersey Wine Meetup Group for our newest honoree.
Our latest WinoBabe has become the smiling face of the wine meetup group and her name is Lindsay. Lindsay something... I don't know her last name. But that's OK. There is nothing in the WinoBabe rulebook that says you need a last name. So, congratulations go out to Lindsay something. You are WinoStuff.com's latest WinoBabe of the Month! ...click here for the WinoBabe Hall of Fame Got Stains?
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With
that kind of industry recognition, you would think that WinoLarry
would know better than to invite WinoBob and I to such a tasteful
event. I guess Larry forgot about the whole Tom Shelton
incident. (No need to recount that episode. We'll
never get invited to another fancy wine dinner...) Bob
and I were pleasantly shocked and surprised upon entering the
Rosenblum dinner to find out that we were to be seated right next to
the honored guest. (Actually, a representative from
Rosenblum's distributor, a woman named Nicole, sat between Kent and
I. While she seemed charming and demure, I think she could
kick my ass...) 
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