contains Winings from the 1st
Quarter of the year 2003.
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I will not
spend a great deal of time giving my opinion of the world situation.
I ditto Wino John’s editorial and since he can write more
eloquently and use gooder grammar, I will leave it at that.
I want to get back to the theme of the page and tell you how excited
I was today as I headed to the mailbox and picked up my Winostuff box of
Goodies. Except for the fact
that I had to pay full retail, I am elated.
OK, except for the fact that I had to pay full retail, I thought this
job had some perks, and except for the fact that I now am the owner of a
Winostuff thong and no one to fill it, I am elated.
OK, except for the fact that I paid full retail, have a thong that
needs to be filled out by a woman, I will at least be smiling as I fill out
my coffee mug with a pot of fresh brew.
I am now in
search of a model that will pose in my freshly purchased and once sniffed
thong for us to liven up the products page.
The items Wino John has selected are great, but the white background
with the white clothing seems a bit dull.
In search of flesh tones to model and add market appeal, inquire
within. And while you are
there, don’t forget to pick up a Winostuff Lunchbox. I hear it’s
the rage in Ms. McFeeley’s third grade class in the Valley.
Monte Antico Toscano $
For Sangiovese lovers, this wine is a must for those who like
an everyday drinking wine. Danny
DeVito, as appeared in the WS article, could dunk all the Italian bread he
wants in this wine without offending the host.
A good compliment to your basic spaghetti and meatballs or chicken
Penfolds Bin 389 Cabernet-Shiraz $
This wine has a deep ruby hue
and generous amounts of black fruit, chocolate and mint.
A bit tannic, which do settle with time to a pleasant but short
March 21, 2003
your hand if you like the French. Raise
both hands if you are French…
on ebay- Authentic French Military Rifle, dropped once, never fired,
are flying, unlike the French Air Force.
Last night I spent my time clicking between MSNBC and Fox News,
viewing the videophone live footage from the embedded reporters.
As things went relatively smoothly, we get up close and personal with
the action, but I have major reservations if we are ready for War as a
reality show. How much live
coverage will they be showing when a firefight breaks out?
Will they show the exchange of artillery and incoming ordinance as it
rips through bunkers or trenches? And
how did Geraldo Rivera go from opening Al Capone’s vault, defending
Clinton in his extra-sexual endeavors, then become the embedded reporter for
the 1000 troops that strategically struck Afghanistan two nights ago?
“I’m here in an undisclosed location in the high hills of
Afghanistan and in mere moments will be entering the cave where Bin Laden
has been holed up for weeks. Come
with me as we get the first look at, hey wait a minute, where did Dan Rather
come from and Peter Arnet? CBS, I understand, but CNN beat me here? OK, Rather, put up you dukes. This is my report…."
Springer here reporting from an undisclosed location in the high hills of
Afghanistan where Dan Rather and Geraldo Rivera are about to undertake a
Shock and Awe campaign like none other we have seen to date.
Geraldo, I understand Dan just said you changed your name from Jerry
Rivers to get a quota appointment to ABC studios and your mama eats rice and
the reporting on the war not be the story that overshadows the mission of
the war. We are there for one
purpose, to win with all the power and force necessary to give our troops
the best opportunity for a safe campaign.
I am afraid that the embedded reporters can fuel the structure of the
anti-war crowd. Hey, didn’t I
see you guys at the don’t wear fur protest? Or was it the save
the rainforest from the logging industry protest? No, it was the don’t
drill for oil in Alaska protest.
Ok, so this war is about oil, but we have an oil reserve in Alaska,
but you all protested us wanting to use that oil. I guess I don’t know
what you really want. I know
now, you were the same protesters that marched on Washington when our pilots
were shot down in Bosnia. Oh that’s right, you stood behind Clinton then
as he was the most brilliant military mind since Napoleon. That’s right,
you didn’t protest Bosnia and Kosavos’ military action. That’s where I
recognize you protesters from….
to the US Forces!