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This week, we turn to the friendly skies of United Airlines to find an absolutely standout wino.  Check this out...

In Britain, Galina Rusanova is known as a respected artist, actress and author who rubs elbows with the rich and famous at London parties and charity events.  She would appear to be a real upscale, "society" type.  Last month, however, Ms. Rusanova took a trip to Los Angeles to meet some dude she met over the internet.  I'm guessing that the encounter didn't go so well...

On the flight back to London, the lovely and talented Galina went a little...  let's say...  'bonkers'.  Apparently, about three hours into the flight, Galina became a little agitated.  After mixing wine with prescription drugs, Ms. Rusanova began moving about the cabin, bothering other passengers and mumbling incoherently.  It was at this point, the Russian-born artist decided to drink a whole bottle of hand soap from the airplane restroom.  When the flight attendants tried to calm her, Galina attacked them and, at one point, she is alleged to have "dropped to the floor and started snapping like a dog...".  She even tried to bite a flight attendant.

Unfortunately, the pilots decided to end the episode early by diverting the flight to Bangor, Maine where the FBI arrested her.  (Apparently, the FBI has no sense of humor when it comes to drunk chicks, hand soap and airplanes!)

Wow.  That's one sloppy drunk...


Rare file photo of British socialite, Galina Rusinova
preparing for Happy Hour...

You don't see over-the-top, extreme wino behavior like this very often.  In fact, in my thirty-something years of excess wine consumption, I don't ever remember barking like a dog and biting a flight attendant.  And it's been years  months  weeks since I've seen WinoBob drink a full bottle of hand soap.  It just doesn't happen very often.  But when it does, we all get to enjoy the story of a new Wino of the Week!

WinoJohn
June 20, 2009 
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NEW!  Winery of the Month

Chateau Lagrange

This month we recognize Chateau Lagrange with the much sought after Winery of the Month distinction.  OK, I might be on a Bordeaux jones, but that is not the reason we recognize Lagrange.  And when I say we, I mean me.  No, what put Chateau Lagrange on my radar screen is the geek nature of their Chateau. 

 

This grand cru classe winery is headed by pocket-protector-wearing, white- taped horned rim glasses-sporting, Bruno Eynard.  Bruno (not the Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, but the wine geek Bruno) loves technology and has implemented some cool stuff into his business.  What cool stuff you ask?  OK, they are using optical recognition systems to sort their grapes.  Yes, winos and winettes, the 21st century has arrived in the wine world and it is artificial intelligence that we are celebrating.  No more are people needed to sort through the grapes to separate the good from the bad.  This task now falls on the silicon-chipped shoulders of a high tech camera and recognition software.  Other than falling in love with Wall-E (and the occasional spying on female employees while changing), this AOI system never fails to reject bad berries, doesn’t need a smoke break and isn’t tired at 3pm.  Microsoft is currently trying to write a macro to overwrite this French computer’s desire to strike every third week but  Mr. Gates says it should be bug free in another month.  Add to it the fact that Lagrange is 60+ per cent cabernet sauvignon and we have a match made in WinoStuff heaven.  Thank you Bruno.  Your WotM plaque is in the mail.

WinoBob
June 2009

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WinoBabe of the Month!

This month's WinoBabe was actually nominated by an alert fan of 'Stuff.  (With so many talented wine industry women out there, there is no way that I will ever find them all, no matter how much "research" I do.  Therefore, nominations are welcome!) 

This month's WinoBabe has written a book entitled A Cook's Tour of Rabbit Ridge Winery.  She also just happens to be married to the founder of Rabbit Ridge and she currently works at the winery.

 Congratulations are in order for Joanne James Russell. 

The next time you are in Paso Robles, stop in to Rabbit Ridge Winery and say hi to our latest WinoBabe of the Month!

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